Why play in the sewer? It's just not cricket ...

	Username: tommystucker
	Date: 14-Apr-2008 07:33:30
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I noticed that there was a picture of some poor woman's arse hole, which was coned to buggery, and I thought, "what's up with these people?"

Now, don't give me all that hogwash about adults and free choice, sauces for goose and gander, or being "different", it's just not part of the game. I mean there's a lass with a fine set of tits. a lovely bouncy figure and a well juiced beaver. Why would you want to bugger her? Shit is shit no matter what spin you want to put on it. It stinks and it's full of nastiest which cause folk to spew their guts up for hours on end.

Oh, so you've got a fetish for shit and that's your explanation for playing in the sewer. Right! Now that really makes sense - not! Oh, so sorry you're, "gay" and it's a bloke you're fucking in the arse; pardon me for being critical. I've got several male friends who are "gay", very nice people and good company but, sadly, they are seldom "gay" for long and usually quite sad and miserable for most of the time.

It's seems buggery has it's inevitable down side - infections, which are far worse than the "normal" sexually transmitted diseases. I've been to enough "gay" funerals over the years to testify that playing in the shit pipe seems to be a bad idea. Better to have a wank or suck-off so far as I can see. Which brings me to my original thought.

If she's got a fine cunt why, oh why, fuck her in the arse? It's just not cricket!