Have you ever "accidentally" exposed yourself?

[funcouple2007]

Like walking out of the shower when you know a maid has entered your hotel room?
Walking by the window naked, hoping the neighbor's teenaged daughter will catch a glimpse?
Strolling into the room in your birthday suit, "surprised" to see that your wife's sister or friend dropped in?

There must be some good stories here. And priceless reactions.

[hokieman]

On occasion, when I'm with my husband at a restaurant.

My best one wasn't really accidental. Two years ago, my husband and I were going on vacation. And he convinced me to not wear a bra under my shear silk button up top. I had a light cotton blazer on, and when we went thru security at the airport, the TSA agent told me to take off my jacket before going thru the scanner. I told her that I probably shouldn't, but she insisted. When I took off my jacket, my blouse came off at the same time. The agent just stood there looking, yelling at me to put my shirt back on.

I couldn't get my shirt out of my jacket and back on, my husband had gone thru the scanner, and came back out to assist me, with that, two other agents decided that they needed to assist me. It was a comedy routine, and most of the people behind us were laughing and cheering. By the time it was over, everyone with TSA was apologizing to me, and most of the staff was within 5 feet of me still trying to help me get my shirt and jacket back on. It ended up being pretty funny, and my husband got quite a good laugh out of it.

Now, life is easier since I only go thru the TSA - Preapproved line at airports.

[burllleee]

Originally Posted by hokieman

On occasion, when I'm with my husband at a restaurant.

My best one wasn't really accidental. Two years ago, my husband and I were going on vacation. And he convinced me to not wear a bra under my shear silk button up top. I had a light cotton blazer on, and when we went thru security at the airport, the TSA agent told me to take off my jacket before going thru the scanner. I told her that I probably shouldn't, but she insisted. When I took off my jacket, my blouse came off at the same time. The agent just stood there looking, yelling at me to put my shirt back on.

I couldn't get my shirt out of my jacket and back on, my husband had gone thru the scanner, and came back out to assist me, with that, two other agents decided that they needed to assist me. It was a comedy routine, and most of the people behind us were laughing and cheering. By the time it was over, everyone with TSA was apologizing to me, and most of the staff was within 5 feet of me still trying to help me get my shirt and jacket back on. It ended up being pretty funny, and my husband got quite a good laugh out of it.

Now, life is easier since I only go thru the TSA - Preapproved line at airports.

Oh baby, you have a really nice set of titties
I know they enjoyed getting a look at those beauties.
Did you enjoy knowing strangers were looking at your tits?
Please keep posting, thanks

[num1scamp]

When we go to Vegas my husband doesn't allow me to wear clothes when I'm in the hotel suite. So yes, many service people have seen me nude. I have been served breakfast and dinner by waiters while wearing only high heels. Amazingly most of them try to act like it is the most natural thing in the world. Last trip one of the waiters was very cute, and he had such a great bulge in his pants I had him for dessert. I sucked him off, and we met him later that night after his shift. My husband and he fucked me very well.

j

[Alienowl]

Originally Posted by funcouple2007

Like walking out of the shower when you know a maid has entered your hotel room?
Walking by the window naked, hoping the neighbor's teenaged daughter will catch a glimpse?
Strolling into the room in your birthday suit, "surprised" to see that your wife's sister or friend dropped in?

There must be some good stories here. And priceless reactions.

I've done this a couple of times with friends of my wife. One time my wife had been out the night before and she came home with her friend, which was unplanned, but I had gone to bed and pretended to be asleep. The next morning my wife had gone off to work and knowing my wife's friend was in the spare room I pretended that I didn't know she was there. I got up and had some breakfast then jumped in the shower. The bathroom is near the spare room. I turned the radio on and turned it up knowing I would wake her up. You have to walk past the bathroom to get to the toilet. I kept an eye out for her and it wasn't long before I saw her walk past the door and go to the toilet.

I kept washing myself and then started to masturbate in the shower hoping she would watch or get a glimpse as she came out. I snuck a look and noticed she was spying from around the corner of the bathroom door. I decided to give her a full view and faced towards the door, after a while I shot a full load over the clear glass door of the shower. I had made sure she was still watching at this point. She then quickly disappeared back into the spare room. I got out of the shower and dried off and kept pretending I didn't know she was there and walked around the house naked. I walked back into the kitchen and she was there. I pretended to be surprised and apologised then went off and got dressed.

I came back in and said to her that I didn't know she was there. She said it was last minute.

I found this to be really hot and a real turn on. I've done the same with other people too, love it

[jimfrombham]

my wife confessed that oncve when my her step son was home from college (he was closer to her age than mine) she told him to come into our bedroom while she was putting on her panties (nothing else). She wished that he would fuck her but he came in, brushed his teeth and left. She masturbated, imagining fucking him. Did I mention that she is a slut?

[burllleee]

Originally Posted by jimfrombham

my wife confessed that oncve when my her step son was home from college (he was closer to her age than mine) she told him to come into our bedroom while she was putting on her panties (nothing else). She wished that he would fuck her but he came in, brushed his teeth and left. She masturbated, imagining fucking him. Did I mention that she is a slut?

Sounds hot Jim. Did she show him anymore after that time?
Please keep posting, thanks

[njbklyn]

Great story, I'm sure you still laugh every time you talk about it

[mike46464]

When my college age nieces w/ some friends were at out beach house i went down late one night to the hot tub and stripped down and jumped in. When one of my nieces joined me she noticed I was nude but tried to play it off. One of her friends joined and it was interesting how she reacted by turning red. I told them I had expected to be alone of I would have warn trunks. I was ready to get out first and was semi hard when I climbed out right in front of my niece giving her a close-up frontal and her friend an ass shot. The next morning she came over to me and giggled when she whispered that her friend thought I had a nice ass and she liked the view she got too. She winked and said she liked my abs.

[Alienowl]

Originally Posted by mike46464

When my college age nieces w/ some friends were at out beach house i went down late one night to the hot tub and stripped down and jumped in. When one of my nieces joined me she noticed I was nude but tried to play it off. One of her friends joined and it was interesting how she reacted by turning red. I told them I had expected to be alone of I would have warn trunks. I was ready to get out first and was semi hard when I climbed out right in front of my niece giving her a close-up frontal and her friend an ass shot. The next morning she came over to me and giggled when she whispered that her friend thought I had a nice ass and she liked the view she got too. She winked and said she liked my abs.

Mike you have to tell us more!! Did it go any further??

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