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Old 02-28-2015, 01:44 AM
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I was think about how funny or maybe not funny but embarrassing it is if you have ever been caught jerking off. I smiled thinking about the time I was getting ready to have my first child. I was nine months into my pregnancy and so ready to go. My water broke and I went to the birthing center but they said I needed to dilate more and they sent us home and told us to come back when I felt things progressing. We went to my house and my hubby went straight to the bathroom. He was standing in front of the mirror jerking off his rock hard cock. My mother knocked but Dave didn't answer fast enough and my mom opened the door and caught him masturbating. She excused herself and came back down stairs. A few minutes later I asked what the hell is taking him so long in the bathroom. Without missing a beat my mother said," he's masturbating sweety, I guess he is getting in some practice for what comes later." I looked at her and said," oh and you know this how?" Then she said," I knocked but didn't hear anybody so I opened the door and he was masturbating in front of the mirror. I hope he's not too embarrassed. I have seen men masturbating before so it's not like a first. I must say that he has a really cute butt." I was kind off shocked by my mother's revelation as a very devote Christian church lady telling me my husband had a cute butt. Then Dave came down to the kitchen and asked what was for dinner. My mother floored me again with her quick wit saying," have you worked up a good appetite?" Dave not wanting to be out done said," I sure have but not as much if your daughter would have taken care of me." To which mother said, " hasn't she done enough." We all laughed and Dave went into the living room where my father was. My mother must have told my father cause he put down his paper just long enough to say," you realize it's considered a sin to spill your seed outside of a woman don't you." My hubby yelled geez does everyone know I was jerking off. To which my mother yelled back," I wish I had my camera cause I would have filmed it and sent it to America's Funniest Videos." Now that would have been funny. Share your experience getting caught masturbating.

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Old 02-28-2015, 02:06 AM
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The response to mine wasn t that light hearted.
My first girlfriend and I were up in her bedroom getting familiar with each other. Kissing and cuddly. It ended up me watching her fingering herself and rubbing her tits. I then got my cock out and was rubbing to her moans! When just as I come all over her tits her mother burst through the door! Silence for about ten seconds then all hell broke loose! I got whacked and shouted at by her mother ! So I pulled up my jeans and got out of the house pronto!! Basically running for my life.
For some reason my girlfriend dumped me next day! I see the funny side now but at 16 I was scared her mother was going to tell my mother !! Then it would have been trouble !!
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Old 02-28-2015, 04:40 AM
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Oh wow that really sucked. Getting dumped the next day must have come from the mother. Well some people over react to things but the mother should have looked at it from this point like my mother did. Before we were married we would basically be in the basement watching TV. Then around 10 pm he would leave and then I would pretend to go to sleep and I would let him back into the basement. We were having fun fucking on the sofa with the TV turned way down low so we could hear anybody coming. We thought we were so slick but apparently my mother saw him coming back when she got up to use the bathroom. She just figured that we were better off safe in the basement so she just let it go. She was no dummy in that she knew we were having sex when my father and her went to bed. But like I stated she felt better knowing where I was and what I was doing and with who.
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Old 02-28-2015, 08:46 AM
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It was a Sunday afternoon when I was jacking off and almost ready to cum when a friend of one of my older brothers walked into my bedroom. All he did was turn around and start yelling out that I was stroking my cock to anyone who was in the house. Lucky my mom and dad were not home just my brother. I tried to get my cock back into my pants and run after him but he was faster. It is hard to run when your cock is hard and doesn't want to be put away!!
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Old 02-28-2015, 02:10 PM
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I definitely had the wrong girlfriend! Didn t I!!!!
Lucky you ! Such a great mother to let you explore in comfort.

It didn t put me off being dumped like that! Just took me a few years to get the next girlfriend!
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Old 02-28-2015, 02:11 PM
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I got caught twice once when I was going by my cousin but that's a different story but we were staying at my mother in laws and my wife had gone out for the day and I was in the first room and was horny so desired to Jack off so I was half way into it when my mother in law walked in.. her eyes got huge her jaw dropped and she just stood there for a minute speechless it was akward.
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Old 03-01-2015, 04:46 AM
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I love the stories guys I wish I could take care of you all and suck and fuck each of you so you wouldn't ever have to jerk off anymore. Blaze I bet your mother in law wanted your rock hard cock. Would you have given it to her if she asked for it, I wonder? In my gallery is a photo of me wearing a little red lacy teddy like thing and my ass is in the air. All those photo's of me on that sofa are from when my hubby and I were boyfriend and girlfriend and him sneaking back to fuck me. I use to wear dresses during the day when he would come to visit and watch TV in the basement. This allowed him quick access to my pussy and all I had to do was lose my panties and he could fuck me and if someone came down while we were busy we would just stop put down my dress and he pull up his jeans. Then I stopped wearing the panties to make things faster and stopped wearing underwear also.

I remember one occasion we were so busy that we didn't hear the door and footsteps until it was almost too late. It was my father and he sat next to Dave on the sofa. He only got his pants part way up and then grabbed his coat and put it over his glazed boner. Boy was that a tense 15 minutes while my father sat right next to him and he pretended to be sleeping. Finally my father left and then we continued with me sitting on his cock. I loved fucking in my basement it was fun.

Another time when Dave and I first got together I was also seeing a guy from my days of working for McDonalds. He pretty much just told me that I was his girl and I ended up being his girl which included sex. So Dave and I started seeing one another and he asked me to dump the guy from work. I was trying to let him down easy cause I didn't want to hurt him. He came to see me on a Thursday night and we went down stairs to watch TV. I tried talking to him and about our relationship and how I felt and what was going on. I had told him about Dave and he thought we would still see each other. So there we were and I was wearing a dress with panties. We ended up fucking me riding him on the sofa. It was like breakup sex to me and I knew I needed to get rid of him cause Dave was on his way over. He came early cause he knew Robert was there. So the basement door opens and we heard foot steps so we stopped and sat on the sofa. It was Dave and the three of us sat and watched TV with me in the center between them. This went on for about an hour till Robert had to leave. I told Dave to wait that I would walk Robert outside. Now Robert had a Dodge van and it was 1982 and Vans were still big with people fixing them up. I got in the back of his van and I told him we needed to make it fast. So Robert parted my legs after I took my panties off and he gave me his thick Italian cock and filled me full of his hot cum. I did enjoy it I must say but it was breakup sex. I rushed back inside now I was gone maybe twenty minutes. I told Dave we were talking and it was hard to get rid of Robert. Dave and I watched TV and began making out. I left my panties in the back of Roberts van and my pussy was now leaking his seamen all down my legs. I excused myself and went to the bathroom. I did pee and I used a rag to wipe my legs. Back down stairs with Dave and we continued making out and he undid his pants and climbed between my legs. He asked no panties? I told him I took them off in my bedroom. We went at it really hard and he commented that I was really wet. I was hoping he wouldn't put it together or ask if I fucked Robert. He didn't at first but when we're almost done he says to me, " you fucked him didn't you?" I said yes as he filled me full of cum. I told him it was breakup sex. He wasn't happy about it and said he didn't want to share me. I told him that it was over but in reality it took several weeks for me to get rid of Robert and several more times of breakup sex which I made sure Dave didn't find out about. But anyway those picture of me on the sofa in my basement are from that time. And my mother knew what was going on the whole time. So go to my gallery and check them out photo's of me on the sofa naked and with the red lacey teddy.
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Old 03-01-2015, 07:26 AM
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While my now wife and I were in college, I use to go hang out in her dormitory room in between classes rather than head back to my apartment. Once day when I got there, her roommate must have been in a hurry to get to class as her night clothes including her panty was laying on the floor. Since she had an opposite class schedule as me, I did not even think twice about it. I picked up her panty, pulled out my dick and started to jerk off while enjoying her scent and the feel of them on my dick. I was getting close to cumming when I heard the key hit the door. Quickly, throwing the panty back to being close to where they were and covering up with the blankiet by the time the door opened. She looked at me and asked if I was jerking off. I could not deny it, so just said yes. She replied with..."sick, do that at your own place" and walked out. She told my to be wife that she walked in on me masturbating. and then when ever she saw me after she would make some comment about me jerking off. Wife thought it was funny, she was not mad at me. Her roommate still brings it up when even after 20 years when we see each other.
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Old 03-01-2015, 09:10 AM
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Thumbs up Not caught,but!

I have a ongoing thing with a friends wife who is obsessed with my cock.
He has serious medical problems and can't perform, so they approaches me about taking care of her needs.
Who am I to turn down a hot wanting woman?

As it turned out,because I'm pretty well endowed and the biggest she had ever experienced,she became obsessed with it and any time we get together she finds a way and a excuse for us to slip away and watch me masturbate for her and have me cover her tits with my cum.

Kinky? Yes! But those tits are a open and constant invitation.
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Old 03-01-2015, 01:25 PM
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I love the stories guys I wish I could take care of you all and suck and fuck each of you so you wouldn't ever have to jerk off anymore. Blaze I bet your mother in law wanted your rock hard cock. Would you have given it to her if she asked for it, I wonder? In my gallery is a photo of me wearing a little red lacy teddy like thing and my ass is in the air. All those photo's of me on that sofa are from when my hubby and I were boyfriend and girlfriend and him sneaking back to fuck me. I use to wear dresses during the day when he would come to visit and watch TV in the basement. This allowed him quick access to my pussy and all I had to do was lose my panties and he could fuck me and if someone came down while we were busy we would just stop put down my dress and he pull up his jeans. Then I stopped wearing the panties to make things faster and stopped wearing underwear also.

I remember one occasion we were so busy that we didn't hear the door and footsteps until it was almost too late. It was my father and he sat next to Dave on the sofa. He only got his pants part way up and then grabbed his coat and put it over his glazed boner. Boy was that a tense 15 minutes while my father sat right next to him and he pretended to be sleeping. Finally my father left and then we continued with me sitting on his cock. I loved fucking in my basement it was fun.

Another time when Dave and I first got together I was also seeing a guy from my days of working for McDonalds. He pretty much just told me that I was his girl and I ended up being his girl which included sex. So Dave and I started seeing one another and he asked me to dump the guy from work. I was trying to let him down easy cause I didn't want to hurt him. He came to see me on a Thursday night and we went down stairs to watch TV. I tried talking to him and about our relationship and how I felt and what was going on. I had told him about Dave and he thought we would still see each other. So there we were and I was wearing a dress with panties. We ended up fucking me riding him on the sofa. It was like breakup sex to me and I knew I needed to get rid of him cause Dave was on his way over. He came early cause he knew Robert was there. So the basement door opens and we heard foot steps so we stopped and sat on the sofa. It was Dave and the three of us sat and watched TV with me in the center between them. This went on for about an hour till Robert had to leave. I told Dave to wait that I would walk Robert outside. Now Robert had a Dodge van and it was 1982 and Vans were still big with people fixing them up. I got in the back of his van and I told him we needed to make it fast. So Robert parted my legs after I took my panties off and he gave me his thick Italian cock and filled me full of his hot cum. I did enjoy it I must say but it was breakup sex. I rushed back inside now I was gone maybe twenty minutes. I told Dave we were talking and it was hard to get rid of Robert. Dave and I watched TV and began making out. I left my panties in the back of Roberts van and my pussy was now leaking his seamen all down my legs. I excused myself and went to the bathroom. I did pee and I used a rag to wipe my legs. Back down stairs with Dave and we continued making out and he undid his pants and climbed between my legs. He asked no panties? I told him I took them off in my bedroom. We went at it really hard and he commented that I was really wet. I was hoping he wouldn't put it together or ask if I fucked Robert. He didn't at first but when we're almost done he says to me, " you fucked him didn't you?" I said yes as he filled me full of cum. I told him it was breakup sex. He wasn't happy about it and said he didn't want to share me. I told him that it was over but in reality it took several weeks for me to get rid of Robert and several more times of breakup sex which I made sure Dave didn't find out about. But anyway those picture of me on the sofa in my basement are from that time. And my mother knew what was going on the whole time. So go to my gallery and check them out photo's of me on the sofa naked and with the red lacey teddy.
Honestly she asked to touch it and I missed my head. Her hand was soft and warm, she stroked it slowly. All I could do is close my eyes and enjoy. I felt her smack it against something I opened my eyes and her tits where out.. .sexy tits. I closed my eyes again and felt her lips wrap around my cock and she began to suck it. Before long I felt that explosion and I filled her mouth with Cum and she sucked it dry. She quickly jumped up putting her tits away and began apologizing and ran out. She has avoided being alone with me since.
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