Where have you jerked off waiting on her?
 

After reading a couple of threads about jerking off I got to thinking, while you are waiting on your wife to come home, what wild places have you jerked off?

I know that just thinking about my wife with another man I've jerked off in the shower, on myself laying on the bed, into a ziplock in my office chair, and even once coming home I was so horny I pulled over and jerked off into an old rag in the front of my work van.

So where have you jerked off thinking about your wife with another man?

So no one has jerked off in some weird way or position waiting on the wife to come back from her date?