01-01-2022, 05:50 PM
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Hitching a lift into town in the old west.
A woman living in Nevada, during the wild west era, waited on the road, hoping to hitch a ride into town.
Soon, an Indian on a horse appears, and she tells him she needs a ride into town,
He gets off his horse and helps the woman mount his horse and gets back up in front of her, and they set off,
The ride was uneventful, except that the Indian would let off a fart, that would echo around the mountainside,
Eventually, the arrive into town, and the Indian stopped outside the drugstore,and let the lady off., roared one final yahoo, turned and rode back out of town.
Now, there was a old man sitting outside the store in the sunshine, and he ask her " Mam, What did you do to get that Indian so excited?
She replied "Nothing, I just sat up behind him, and held on to his"SADDLEHORN" so that I wouldn't fall off.
The man shook his head and smiled "Lady, Indians ride bareback".
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