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Old 11-19-2009, 11:39 PM
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A man is eating out his wife and says to her " man you got a big pussy" "man you got a big pussy." The wife ask him "why did you say it twice?" The man replies I didn't.
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Old 12-08-2009, 04:59 PM
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thats fucking brill, i love it
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Old 03-07-2010, 02:24 PM
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ive got a shit eatin grin on my face from that!!!!
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:16 PM
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I think I lost my keys in there - in there - in there!
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Old 03-08-2010, 02:28 PM
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I love people with a good sense of humor. Got anymore?
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Old 03-31-2010, 03:28 PM
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That's a keeper!
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Old 11-09-2010, 09:29 PM
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Two lesbians are talking and the first one says

"It's been a while, and I wish I could have a little pussy."

The second one replies

"Me too. Mine's as big as a house."
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Old 01-26-2011, 06:51 AM
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ive got a shit eatin grin on my face from that!!!!
I think you went a little too far down if you have a shit eating grin
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Old 01-28-2011, 03:27 PM
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Default The wound

Here too the wound that never heels the more you lick it the better it feels
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