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Old 02-19-2010, 12:10 AM
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Talking Late V-day joke

No woman will ever be truly satisfied o Valentine's Day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamond!
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Old 02-19-2010, 01:11 AM
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you are so right lol
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Old 02-26-2010, 08:58 AM
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Thumbs up lol

Damn I wish mine ejaculated diamonds, I'd be milking it for all its worth. Then I could coat my penis in the most expensive best tasting chocolate around.
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