Dodging The Draft!

[Drillher4me]

A guy is running down the street with two military police in close pursuit! The guy is desperately looking for a place to hide. He turns at a corner, bumps into a Nun and in desperation says to her: "Sister I'm being chased by two guys! Can I hide under you habit until they pass? PLEASE! They'll take me away if they catch me!"

Without giving the Nun a chance to respond he gets down on the sidewalk behind the Nun and gets under her habit! Next he hears the Military police run by! He waits a while and then hears the Nun say: "You can come out now! They're gone! You're safe!" He gets out, thanks the Nun profusely and says: "Thank you very much Sister! I was drafted and they want to send me back to Iraq! However I must apologize Sister .. but I just couldn't help but look and admire what sexy legs you have!" The Nun replied:

"Don't let it bother you buddy! If you had looked up further you'd had seen a cock, a bag and two balls! They were after me too so I dressed up as a nun to get away! They wanted to send me to Iraq too!"