Cheesy pick-up lines - DoMyWife

kjs1961 · #1 (**permalink**) 06-08-2011, 03:46 AM

What's the "best" pick up line you've either used or heard.

I thought of one today that is so cheesy that it just might work. I told it to a few ladies at work and they laughed.

"You're so fine that you should only be washed in Woolite."

For those outside the U.S., Woolite is a brand of washing liquid that women use when they are hand washing fine fabrics such as silk. Some articles of clothes used to have instructions to "hand wash with Woolite and cold water".

The best line I ever heard from a woman was "fuck me like my husband owes you money"

sillyslutty · #2 (**permalink**) 06-13-2011, 06:56 PM

Me: "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a chef salad?"
My first wife: "No."
Me: "Good, let's do lunch sometime."
(For the record, it worked.)

Other funny ones (that are likely to get you killed):

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
"Let's play ARMY. I'll lay down and you can BLOW THE HELL outta me!"

One I've used to some success:

"I'm not Mr. Right, but I'll fuck you while he's at work."

Chubbers7 · #3 (**permalink**) 06-26-2011, 02:17 PM

Him: "Do you wash your pants in Dawn dish soap?"

Her: "No. Why?"

Him: "Because I can see myself in them"

Knallimon · #4 (**permalink**) 07-02-2011, 04:22 AM

In a bar:
Him: "My watch can fortell things. It tells me that you are wearing no panties."

Her: "This thing doesn't work. I am wearing panties."

Him: "Oh, it works. It just runs two hours early."

mywifesnipples · #5 (**permalink**) 07-12-2011, 09:21 AM

Used this on two occassions, and both times I was fucking them with0in two hours. You start out by asking them what they do for employment, then they natuarally ask you and you say "Im a male prositute, take me home now and I'm free"!