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Old 06-07-2011, 09:46 PM
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Default Cheesy pick-up lines

What's the "best" pick up line you've either used or heard.

I thought of one today that is so cheesy that it just might work. I told it to a few ladies at work and they laughed.

"You're so fine that you should only be washed in Woolite."

For those outside the U.S., Woolite is a brand of washing liquid that women use when they are hand washing fine fabrics such as silk. Some articles of clothes used to have instructions to "hand wash with Woolite and cold water".

The best line I ever heard from a woman was "fuck me like my husband owes you money"

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Old 06-13-2011, 12:56 PM
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Me: "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a chef salad?"
My first wife: "No."
Me: "Good, let's do lunch sometime."
(For the record, it worked.)

Other funny ones (that are likely to get you killed):

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
"Let's play ARMY. I'll lay down and you can BLOW THE HELL outta me!"

One I've used to some success:

"I'm not Mr. Right, but I'll fuck you while he's at work."
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Old 06-26-2011, 08:17 AM
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Him: "Do you wash your pants in Dawn dish soap?"

Her: "No. Why?"

Him: "Because I can see myself in them"
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Old 07-01-2011, 10:22 PM
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In a bar:
Him: "My watch can fortell things. It tells me that you are wearing no panties."

Her: "This thing doesn't work. I am wearing panties."

Him: "Oh, it works. It just runs two hours early."
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Old 07-12-2011, 05:21 AM
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I'm not and OB/GYN doctor but would be happy to take a look
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Old 07-14-2011, 08:56 PM
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Smile The best one yet!

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
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Old 10-01-2011, 07:46 PM
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How about:
Would you like to go out for pizza and a fuck?
No
What you don't like pizza?
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Old 10-02-2011, 09:20 PM
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Default worst pick up line.....

does this hankercheif smell like chloroform to you
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Old 10-08-2011, 05:46 PM
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This is entertaining but I once heard a better comeback than I had ever thought about.

Guy: Can I get a copy of your digits?
Girls reply: Can i get a copy of your bank statement?
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Old 11-02-2011, 02:50 PM
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Default Duct Tape

It turns no, no, no into mumphhhh mumphhh mumphhh
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