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Me: "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a chef salad?"
My first wife: "No." Me: "Good, let's do lunch sometime." (For the record, it worked.) Other funny ones (that are likely to get you killed): "Nice legs, what time do they open?" "Let's play ARMY. I'll lay down and you can BLOW THE HELL outta me!" One I've used to some success: "I'm not Mr. Right, but I'll fuck you while he's at work." |
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