Anal Mishaps

[hotal]

How many of you have done anal ( male or female ) and ended up with your cock covered with shit????

[am_calgary]

Originally Posted by hotal

How many of you have done anal ( male or female ) and ended up with your cock covered with shit????

I don't get a lot of anal but that's never happened, her having to sit on the toilet until my load leaks out ... pretty much everytime!

[JackEagle]

Originally Posted by hotal

How many of you have done anal ( male or female ) and ended up with your cock covered with shit????

Should that actually happen, somebody doesn't know how to approach the experience properly or what they are doing. In all my years, proper preparation prevented that.

[TranzorZ]

Never had that happen. In fact saw the title of the thread and the first thought to pop up in my head was waterbed.

[Gokanma]

Originally Posted by hotal

How many of you have done anal ( male or female ) and ended up with your cock covered with shit????

A couple of times, usually after a night of drinking that ended up in an unexpected assfuck

[billywares]

Originally Posted by hotal

How many of you have done anal ( male or female ) and ended up with your cock covered with shit????

You onviously know nothing about how to approach anal and nothing about the physicality of the alimentary canal.The rectum is not normally the site of faeces -if it is then either there is a physical anomaly or the bowel movement signals have been ingnored.
Take more care...and men wonder why women are reluctant.jeez

[welasifx]

My girlfriend always give herself a enema before we have anal sex it`s much cleaner and I never get shit on my cock.Besides after we finish she loves to suck my cock after it has been in her ass.

[jay and em]

Hey, shit happens..
And this action is where it happens.
So, an occasional mess is no big deal--just clean up and carry on.
Would you be surprised to find coal in a coal mine?

[splatterNlilstarfish]

Totally agree with jay and em, we enjoy anal alot and always have something to clean up with handy so we can continue on also if you eat something like salad 12-24hrs prior it's more likely to get alittle messy...just our experience...oh and 1 more thing, the 1st time things got alittle messy he said to me was "is it you" made me feel way more comfortable with it so I can really enjoy the experience now and not worry but thats just us not multiple partners! cheers

[golden.god]

I was fucking my GF in the ass on the couch and she shit down my leg. It was gross and hillarious at the same time. Now I can honestly say I fucked the shit out of her.