Me: "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a chef salad?"
My first wife: "No."
Me: "Good, let's do lunch sometime."
(For the record, it worked.)
Other funny ones (that are likely to get you killed):
"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
"Let's play ARMY. I'll lay down and you can BLOW THE HELL outta me!"
One I've used to some success:
"I'm not Mr. Right, but I'll fuck you while he's at work."
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