Trades, consider this one then. Take a razor blade and very carefully cut the lining from her bathing suits. You wanna talk about putting your woman on display thats a sure fire one there! I like the comment above about taking all the lingerie out of the suitcase on a business trip, but if they are suspicious they may notice. Instead replace the bras with nursing bras. Then once youre at your destination, cut the flaps off! That way she gets support but you get a view!
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