Where have you jerked off waiting on her?

[johnrousher]

After reading a couple of threads about jerking off I got to thinking, while you are waiting on your wife to come home, what wild places have you jerked off?

I know that just thinking about my wife with another man I've jerked off in the shower, on myself laying on the bed, into a ziplock in my office chair, and even once coming home I was so horny I pulled over and jerked off into an old rag in the front of my work van.

So where have you jerked off thinking about your wife with another man?

[johnrousher]

So no one has jerked off in some weird way or position waiting on the wife to come back from her date?