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Old 12-07-2008, 02:11 PM
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I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16 years old and went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was a beautiful female assistant behind the counter and she could see that I was new to this. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I answered honestly, "Well, not exactly; this is my first time." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to always make sure it was on tight and secure. I nodded yes but apparently I still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was.

"Just a minute," she said, as she walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?", she asked. I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head rapidly and smile. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I slipped it on nice and secure, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay back on the desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."

So I climbed up on the desk and entered her. It felt so wonderful that unfortunately I couldn't hold back and KAPOW!!, I was done within just a minute, if even that long.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?", she
asked.

I said, "I sure did",,,,,,,,and held up my thumb to show her
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Old 05-01-2009, 09:07 AM
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Now that's funny. Thanks for sharing.
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Old 05-08-2009, 06:03 AM
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:48 PM
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wow, bet she didn't see that coming XD
great story, i loved it. thanks for sharing it
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Old 09-15-2009, 08:38 PM
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Clever kid! That was good!
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Old 02-03-2010, 04:50 AM
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Very true to life )) Tnx for sharing your experience
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Old 02-04-2010, 11:02 AM
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Everyone,

Some of you responded as if it were a true experience. The guy was telling a joke and made it sound more personal by putting himself in it.

BTW, I have a bridge for sale. It's cheap and you don't even have to look at it before you purchase. LOL.
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Old 02-04-2010, 04:10 PM
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excellent! I'm going to use this story myself
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Old 02-26-2010, 03:03 AM
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Got me laughing, thanks for that
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