Overweight

[kinkymaledr]

An overweight man desperately wants to lose some of his blubber and sees an ad in the paper, "Lose some extra weight in one day". Excited he calls the ad's number up.

"I want to lose 2 kilos" he tells the representative.

"Of course, we'll send someone over now", they reply.

10 minutes later he answers his door to a naked women with a sign around her neck emblazoned, "If you catch me you can have sex with me".

The man chases her up and down the stairs and throughout the house for half an hour before he finally catches her.

They have sex, he then runs to his scales to see that he has lost 2 kilos.

The next day he phones the company again and tells them, "I want to lose another 2 kilos".

And so another woman with a sign around her neck appears at his door. He chases her round and eventually catches her. They then have sex and he weighs himself. Another 2 kilos lost!

The next day the man is feeling greedy, he rings the company and tells them, "I want to lose 10 kilos today!"

Ten minutes later there's a knock at the door. Stood there is a huge gorilla with a sign around his neck. It reads, "If I catch you...."