Free Sex With A Fill-up

[TaintedSoul]

Bubba & Earl are riding down the road one day. As they pass a gas station just recently opened by some Jamaican's, there's a sign that reads, "Free Sex With A Fill-Up". So ole Bubba whips in and tops off his truck. As he approaches the counter inside to pay, the big Jamaican says, 34.50 mon. Bubba then inquires about the free sex. The Jamaican then explains he's gonna think of a number between 1, and 10. And if Bubba guessed right, he would win sex with a fine young rasta woman. Bubba said I'm going with lucky 7, the Jamacain replied...no mon, it was 4.

Bubba goes on his way and climbs back in his truck. As he's pulling off, he looks at his buddy Earl and says, you know Earl...I believe them boys are running a scam on that free sex thing. Earl pipes up and said, on no Bubba...I saw your wife come in here last week, she won both times!

[hornycouple8485]

Very funny