it cold out there

	Username: jgwhome
	Date: 15-Jan-2009 18:27:22
	Mood: in love
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it suck when it -31degrees outside  and i have to go work out side  i think i just say fuck it  do my wife over and over agin that should warm things up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The girl with a flat tire (joke of the day)

	Username: jgwhome
	Date: 16-Jan-2009 03:06:51
	Mood: don't know
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 The girl with a flat tire

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'You are a disrespectful pig!' she criedjoke of the day

	Username: jgwhome
	Date: 24-Jan-2009 00:01:59
	Mood: horny
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The wife came home early & found her huband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. & she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. How dare you do this to me-- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away! & the husband replied, Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened. "Fine, go ahead she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say to me! & the husband began--"Well I was getting into the car to drive home, & this fine young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down & out & defenseless that I took pitty on her & let her in the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed & very dirty. She told me she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home & warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments... Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty & full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are to tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, & i also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique & don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same. The husband took a quick breath & continued- She was so grateful for my understanding &help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes & said, Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

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Nevermind the bike

	Username: jgwhome
	Date: 31-Jan-2009 01:00:29
	Mood: don't know
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For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.' The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.

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