Cheesy pick-up lines

[kjs1961]

What's the "best" pick up line you've either used or heard.

I thought of one today that is so cheesy that it just might work. I told it to a few ladies at work and they laughed.

"You're so fine that you should only be washed in Woolite."

For those outside the U.S., Woolite is a brand of washing liquid that women use when they are hand washing fine fabrics such as silk. Some articles of clothes used to have instructions to "hand wash with Woolite and cold water".

The best line I ever heard from a woman was "fuck me like my husband owes you money"