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Old 10-02-2011, 03:05 AM
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I used to work with a lady that was always (jokingly) flirting with me. We both knew nothing was ever going to happen though.
One day she came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said "I'd ride you like a rented jet-ski"
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Old 10-03-2011, 03:20 AM
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Default worst pick up line.....
does this hankercheif smell like chloroform to you
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Old 10-08-2011, 11:46 PM
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This is entertaining but I once heard a better comeback than I had ever thought about.

Guy: Can I get a copy of your digits?
Girls reply: Can i get a copy of your bank statement?
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Old 11-02-2011, 08:50 PM
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It turns no, no, no into mumphhhh mumphhh mumphhh
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Old 11-13-2011, 06:59 AM
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You're like my pinky toe coz I'm gonna take you home and bang you on my coffee table.
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Old 12-25-2011, 06:51 PM
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Effective more than cheesy:

"Do you have a jealous husband or boyfriend?"
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