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Old 11-13-2011, 12:59 AM
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You're like my pinky toe coz I'm gonna take you home and bang you on my coffee table.
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Old 12-25-2011, 12:51 PM
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Effective more than cheesy:

"Do you have a jealous husband or boyfriend?"
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Old 07-15-2012, 09:17 PM
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I'll eat that, if you suck this.

nice shoes let's fuck.
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Old 07-16-2012, 10:33 PM
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caught a delicious bass
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Old 08-05-2012, 08:52 PM
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One that got a guy slapped off a bar stool.
Was bartending one night and heard this
Women: Bartender can I get an alabama slammer
Guy on stool: How about an Illinios slammer
Women: What is in that
Guy: Me you and a bed.
Women: SLAP

"you like apples?"
Wanna fuck, how about them apples
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Old 11-06-2012, 07:39 AM
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Worst one tried on me. Just last week.

My Cock is so long I can tie it in a knot.

My reply, "Then you don't need me, suck it yourself."
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Old 11-11-2012, 04:09 AM
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Quote:
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does this hankercheif smell like chloroform to you
lmao. Good one.
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Old 11-21-2012, 01:04 PM
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If we are what we eat, then I want to be you tomorrow!
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Old 11-29-2012, 10:20 AM
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wanna fuck?? Believe it or not, that has worked more then u think.
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Old 02-24-2013, 09:58 AM
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Are those space pants ?
cus that ass is out of this world !
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