Cheesy pick-up lines

[hogrider2010]

you remind me of a door

I want to bang you all night

[morebooksneeded]

I was in the Marines, I was in the best shape of my life. With a fresh flat top and razor shaved side I hit the beaches of southern Calfi. Took part in a volley ball game where this hot blonde ran her hand over the flat top and said that feel great.

I without a pause said it would feel even better between her thighs.
what a weekend.

[burllleee]

Originally Posted by codachar69

Back when the show was on I saw this gorgeous brunette in a bar. I walked over and asked her if they were filming an episode of Melrose Place in town because she looked like a cast member. She laughed and said "That's a horrible pick up line!". I apologized but followed it with "Well you do look like a t.v. star." It worked - a week later I fucked her on a blanket completely nude in the city park! We're Facebook friends today. Bet her husband doesn't know....

Woo hoo, good for you Coda
Next time you fuck her just come out and ask her if her hubby knows. I love fucking married women and I don't care if their hubby knows about it or not
Please keep posting, thanks

[silkstockingscarol]

I've heard a few good ones that worked, "Eati'n ain't cheati'n", (that line with some other smooth seduction worked quickly) and, "Wanna go out for a sperm cocktail?" (that one didn't sink in right away, but after some emails, he got what he wanted.

[burllleee]

OK carol, I'm asking baby.... "do you want a sperm cocktail"?
Please keep posting, thanks

[silkstockingscarol]

Sure, it worked for him.

[dan dastardly]

Tell us a little more in detail, Carol!

[burllleee]

Originally Posted by silkstockingscarol

Sure, it worked for him.

Woo hoo Baby, I'm ready

[silkstockingscarol]

Originally Posted by dan dastardly

Tell us a little more in detail, Carol!

This guy at work had been talking with another guy who I sucked and fucked some years before and it turns out he had been wanting to have me preform oral sex on him also, but couldn't really find the right approach or opportunity I guess. I would see him at break, but there were always other people around, so one day as I was leaving to go home, he ask if I wanted to go out with him for a sperm cocktail.

I was in a hurry and it didn't sink in right away, I thought it was just an invitation for drinks at first, so I said, " No, maybe some other time." and kept walking to my car. I sunk in on the drive home that he was asking for a blow-job. I thought about it for days, (I was really flattered, I'm 52 and he's in his mid-late 30's) and really wanted to do it, but needed some more "persuasion" to actually act on it. I started receiving emails, (he got it from looking over my shoulder at break while I was on my smart phone). I knew it was him, he even sent me a picture of his cock, but being still a little shy, (and married) I needed a little shove, which I got it from a friend and finally said, "Yes!" to one of his emails.

Soon thereafter we met at a roadside pull-off and I got in his wife's minivan and had my sperm cocktail!

[dan dastardly]

Good girl!